soggycherry

I made a graph to collect my thoughts on the perceiced sexuality of various sports.

On the x-axis, I have on the far left “straight like your crush” and on the far right “so gay it heals my inner child”.

On the y-axis, I have at the bottom “white” and at the top “not so white”.

I’m not hardworking enough to justify my reasons for placing a particular sport at where they are on the graph, for this is all for funsies and many of those are (I’d hope) self-explanatory. However, I’m keen to point out a few things.

1. No hate, but running is so straight energy however cool runners think they are.
2. Fencers have so much potential to be gay but they choose to be straight.
3. Carabiners are for asian (gays) too, but climbing is too risky to be performed by them. Indoor bouldering, however …
4. Guess it’s just natural for men to turn everything into a fight? See lawn mower racing.
5. White or not, women contribute disproportionately more to chores in straight relationships.
6. Sorry golfers.